{"title":"PC Gaming","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"evga-geforce-rtx-3070-xc3-ultra-gaming-8gb-gddr6","title":"EVGA GeForce RTX 3070 XC3 ULTRA Gaming — 8GB GDDR6","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEVGA GeForce RTX 3070 XC3 ULTRA Gaming — 8GB GDDR6\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNVIDIA Ampere muscle in a triple-fan EVGA shroud. The XC3 ULTRA is the one you actually wanted when 3070s were impossible to find — iCX3 cooling, real metal backplate, ARGB accent, and a clean 2.2-slot footprint that fits in cases the FTW3 won't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat you're getting:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eNVIDIA GeForce RTX 3070, 8GB GDDR6 (256-bit)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e2nd-gen RT Cores and 3rd-gen Tensor Cores\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eEVGA iCX3 triple-fan cooling\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDual BIOS, ARGB LED, metal backplate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePCIe 4.0 x16\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e1x HDMI 2.1, 3x DisplayPort 1.4a\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSingle 12-pin power (PCIe 8-pin adapter included)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eModel: 08G-P5-3755-KR \/ UPC 843368067472\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCondition:\u003c\/strong\u003e USED Pulled from a working build. Tested, cleaned. Used for gaming, no artifacts. Original box included.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy it still slaps:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1440p high-refresh gaming, capable 4K with DLSS, and enough VRAM headroom for Stable Diffusion \/ local LLM tinkering. EVGA's out of the GPU game, which makes their cards a finite resource — get one while the warranty memes are still funny.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Stuff Your Mom Hates Comics","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41122998648896,"sku":"08G-P5-3755-KR","price":385.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0190\/2418\/3360\/files\/IMG-1782.jpg?v=1779554657"},{"product_id":"asus-ko-geforce-rtx-3070-oc-edition-8gb-gddr6","title":"ASUS KO GeForce RTX 3070 OC Edition — 8GB GDDR6","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eASUS KO GeForce RTX 3070 OC Edition — 8GB GDDR6 (Non-LHR)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe KO is ASUS's sleeper play in the Ampere lineup — same GA104 silicon as the cards costing $100 more, dressed in a distinctive gold-and-silver faceplate with ARGB accents. Factory overclocked, dual Axial-tech fans and the original \u003cstrong\u003enon-LHR GA104-300 silicon\u003c\/strong\u003e the compute crowd hunts down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat you're getting:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eNVIDIA GeForce RTX 3070, 8GB GDDR6, 256-bit\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNon-LHR — GA104-300 silicon, unrestricted CUDA\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePCIe 4.0 x16\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e2x HDMI 2.1, 3x DisplayPort 1.4a (4 displays max)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e2x 8-pin power, 750W PSU recommended\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eARGB accent lighting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eModel: KO-RTX3070-O8G-GAMING \/ UPC 192876948804\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCondition:\u003c\/strong\u003e Pulled from a gaming build. Tested, cleaned. No coil whine, no artifacts Original boxincluded.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e1440p high-refresh gaming, capable 4K with DLSS, and 8GB of unrestricted VRAM for the AI tinkerers — Stable Diffusion, local LLM inference, ComfyUI workflows.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Stuff Your Mom Hates Comics","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41123068739648,"sku":null,"price":349.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0190\/2418\/3360\/files\/IMG-1790.jpg?v=1779562025"},{"product_id":"evga-geforce-rtx-3090-ftw3-ultra-gaming-24gb-gddr6x-w-evga-hybrid-kit-installed-non-lhr","title":"EVGA GeForce RTX 3090 FTW3 ULTRA GAMING — 24GB GDDR6X — w\/ EVGA HYBRID Kit Installed (Non-LHR)","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNV-Link Connector available. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis is the FTW3 ULTRA — EVGA's flagship 3090 — with the official \u003cstrong\u003eEVGA HYBRID Kit (400-HY-1988-B1)\u003c\/strong\u003e professionally installed. 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AIO is sealed and self-contained — no top-up required. No coil whine, no artifacts. Original card box  included in photos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e 24GB of unrestricted VRAM is the whole reason 3090s still command the prices they do — 4K maxed, 8K-capable in supported titles, and the only consumer card from this era with enough memory to run serious local LLMs (Llama 70B at decent quants, full SDXL pipelines, ComfyUI without VRAM gymnastics). With the HYBRID conversion, you skip the thermal throttling that haunts stock air-cooled 3090s during sustained AI workloads. EVGA is dead. NVIDIA isn't making this kind of memory accessible at consumer prices anymore. This is the card a lot of people wish they had bought.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Stuff Your Mom Hates Comics","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41123070640192,"sku":null,"price":1749.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0190\/2418\/3360\/files\/IMG-1798.jpg?v=1779561775"},{"product_id":"evga-x570-ftw-wifi-am4-atx-motherboard-cpu-combo-121-vr-a577-kr","title":"EVGA X570 FTW WiFi — AM4 ATX Motherboard CPU COMBO (121-VR-A577-KR)","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAMD Ryzen 9 5900x included Nv-Link Compatible Motherboard For Ai Work loads. 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